"Spare me your freakin' dirty looks
Now don't blame me
You want to cash out and get the hell out of town
Why are these lights so bright
Did we get hitched last night?
Now we're partners in crime
Don't be a baby
Remember what you told me
Shut up and put your money where your mouth is
That's what you get for waking up in Vegas
Get up and shake the glitter off your clothes now
That's what you get for waking up in Vegas"

Inspired by "Waking Up In Vegas" by Katy Perry