Oh yes people, that's right, I accidentally grabbed Justin Timberlake's genitalia while he was in the middle of a sex dream. The whisperings told me nothing but the midnight wood told me everything.
How dare you end this without hittin' that? Ugh! And to think that I was jealous of that brain of yours? You stubborn, selfish, little punk! :)
Where in your mind you come up with these things just astounds me...in a good way have to love you for it
"I hugged my knees to my chest with a sigh and wondered precisely who I had to pray to in order to get out of this whole thing. Jesus, Allah, Vishnu… heck, I even thought about taking it old school and trying Zeus."
My favorite part. Zeus? How you even managed that I don't know but I was cracking up.
aww i loved it!!!
Author's Response: Thanks, I'm glad I'm amusing somebody!!!
"Seriously dude, back off. Breathing room is your friend. This chick's already got one stalker."
LMFAO I fucking love you.
And poor fake Hols...what a mindfuck, haha. Though color me completely unsympathetic for her being forced to cuddle and kiss the boy, even if it is mad awkward. Which it is, haha.
Author's Response: I'd be unsympathetic too. Of course, if that really happened to me I'd have cuddled blithely away so... *lol*
"Dogs don't judge you even if you are on an acid trip."
God, ain't it the truth. And it makes me infinitely more anxious to think of Carl harrassing real you than fake you, if that makes any sort of sense whatsoever.
Author's Response: Probably because I am, in fact, real and not fake. It's not only easier but also healthier to be unconcerned with fake people. *lol*
Author's Response: Thanks hon xx
eck!!!
this is awesome and fresh. It will be interesting to see what this Hollie does...and if she ends up falling for him for real!
Author's Response: Speaking on behalf of that Hollie since she is, in fact, moi... not telling you yet *lol*
I would call you insane, but I actually get you, lol! I don't think I'd be able to... 'do the deed'.... if I was in her/your/her situation either. but awwwwwww he's just so cute! :)
love it.... gimme more!
Author's Response: Nah, it's okay, you can call me insane. it's not entirely unwarranted.
To take a line from your book...
bloody brilliant :)
Author's Response: Thank you!
Holy Shit.
Really...how do you come up with these ideas, and even more importantly, how do you have the capability of actually making them work? Really, you must be a genius, because your writing is incredible and you come up with the most fantastical (yeah, I meant to say that) ideas.
I'm excited
Author's Response: My brain just works funny.
Yay an update! thank you... i was so bumbed this morning, i needed something good to take my mind away. :)
LOL @ "Dogs don't judge you even if you are on an acid trip." ... priceless.
but damn! *shivers* i totally forgot about Carl, thanks a lot for making me remember... blah! I don't have as much control as you, i totally would have called the cops.
Author's Response: Heehee, sorry, didn;t mean to drudge up memories of Big Bad Carl *lol*
