they are soo messed up, i feel bad for them. update soon!

Author's Response: Yes, they sure are messed up. Thanks for the review, I'll try to update soon

Oh oh

Author's Response: haha yeah... thanks for reading!

Soooo Goood! This is my new Favortie!

Author's Response: aww awesome! Thanks so much!

lmaooooo....when I say this shit is the funniest I've ever read, man! This is brilliant writing and the story is great!

Author's Response: Well jeez, thanks so much lol! I'm glad you're liking it

Lynn to the rescue?? Lol I can't believe they left her with no pants funny shiz

Author's Response: haha crazy, everyone's crazy lol thanks for reading and reviewing!

“A chair. On the floor, next to a table in a room in a building that you took me to, in the city, with the snow, in a big house, with a cat, and a monkey, and a grandma and everyone is sleeping."

LMAO! that line killed me. OMG what a crazy story, but I'm liking it. It's definitely different and it's nice that Lynn cares. I hope Ash and Justin get out of this mess they put themselves in and then I can't wait to see what happens after that now that Justin will be going back to his old life. Update soon.

Author's Response: haha thankss This one sure is different, I'm glad it's not tooo different that it's scaring people away lol Thanks for reading and reviewing!

LOL! All kinds of crazy!! I freaking love it! I must say justin is doing pretty well at the moment to be coked up. StarGirl on the other hand...it comes and goes. Lol it was nice of lynn to even care about the girl, especially since people think she held him captive. Can't wait to see what happens next in their crazy lives. Three months?!? Wow. Lol update soon! :o)

Author's Response: Thanks so much! Justin is able to control himself a little more that Star Girl, that's for sure lol Thanks for reading and reviewing!

Oooooh crap. I'm nervous to find out what's going to happen next. I freaking loooove this story so much already. I know you started it forever ago, but I hadn't read it until now and I'm so glad I did. I laugh out loud the whole way through even though drugs are bad. Haha. I hope we find out more about StarGirl cause she's definitely mysterious, but it makes the story more intriguing so maybe I don't want to know more about her. Her lies are humorous. Lol I love how she was like we just have to go get funnel cakes then we can go home. Like it's gas or something! Lol! So funny! Anyway, yaaay update soon! :o)

Author's Response: haha well thanks for reading! It's ok that you just started because I've been seriously lacking with the updates, but now Verdant is over I'm going to try to give this one a little more attention. StarGirl is very mysterious, but we'll find out more about her soon. Thanks for the review!

this story is funny as fuck....all the drugs make my head swirl though! I'm glad you updated...yay crazy story!

Author's Response: haha thank you! I'm glad you're liking the crazy story. I'll try to update soon

wtf just happened!!! u HAVE to update this soon!!!

Author's Response: haha something kinda serious. I'm working on the update, hopefully before the weekend! Thanks for reading and responding :)

I know he's coked up and out of his mind but couldn't he at least think to call from a pay phone? Damn. Now, they're both going rehab if not jail. SMH. Please update soon.

Author's Response: lol that would have been the smart move but they're too messed up to even think. Thanks for reading!

haha I liked when the neighbor came and she was screaming and talking normal. I could just picture the look on the guys face. I think he's going to go be showing up alot more, I hope they relax a little, I'm going to get worried soon. Update soon!

Author's Response: You're not worried yet? lol. Thanks so much for reading and reviewing!

I know drug addiction and abuse is not funny, but...I'm sorry - LMAO over this chapter! The last paragraph is too much - Her toaster does sing... I've never known a toaster that could sing before. He's talking about an appliance like its a pet bird or something. LoL.

Justin and Ashlee are getting more and more coked out. Those two aren't going to have brain cells by the time this is all over with. Its funny now, but its only a matter of time before they face some serious consquences from their behavior.

Can't wait for more of this craziness!

Author's Response: Oh gosh, you're right he was talking about an appliance like a pet haha that made me laugh. I think we're going to get into those consequences real soon. Thanks so much for reading and reviewing! :)

Hilarious as usual

Author's Response: Thanks so much!