Is it weird that I think it's kind of adorable that Trace and Lauren pseudo-bond over swearing together? Probably. Oh well.

Even better is the fact that Justin had a little tantrum over it. Someone get him a pacifier and a spit blanket, asap.

i'm going to stick with the numbers today, because... yes.

1) i would like to marry trace. please and thank you.

2) drunk, douchebag justin is by far my favorite. the mental image of him stuck in his shirt, running into shit is PRICELESS. probably because i feel like it would actually happen, and most likely already has.

3) seriously... if i was lauren, i would chop him up in little pieces and feed him to his own dogs. or maybe trace. 

4) clearly, i am on pain medications. so  this probably only makes sense to me.

5) more. immediately.

I think I came on the scene after your amazing work and left before you picked back up again (still holding out hope for the finished product of your work with Ashely.)

Anyway, I reread to the series to remind myself of your excellent writing and am so happy to see Deep Detestation! Love you and your stories. Freakin' fantastic work with this chapter :)

first it took me forever to respond to this cause while i thought going back to school would be super smart, i forgot how much the actual school work sucks lol

like kate, this is one of my ALL TIME favorite character so i'm giddy they're back. 

wiggins might be the greatest thing you've ever done. ever. in your life. lmfao

so if you didn't guess, i love this and would like more. pretty please and thank you

It's a good job I'd already read the other stories otherwise I'd have a hard time believing that douche bag turned into a semi-decent human being.

He fully deserves the STD he's about to get.

Oh. My. God. That car scene. I'm dead. I'm dead from the laughter and my rotting, cackling corpse is writing this as we speak. 

Justin needs...well he needs a lot of things, but maybe an STD screening might be most pertinent.

And Lauren...that fucker better be paying for her therapy by now, that's all I know.

More please! I'll share my whiskey with you! 

it's really sad that i can perfectly imagine justin and trace, high as fuck, trying to toss chips into each others mouths. like... it's just so easy to picture.

i want to give lauren a great big hug, mostly because i'm amazed that she never murdered these two idiots. 

and as you already know, the whole car/sex scene is fucking hilarious. 

i need more of this immediately! trust me... we're all better off when people give in to my demands.

Well she's just surrounded by douches isn't she? The "I just don't like his face" line had me dying, by the way. In fact, every description of Trace. 

But seriously, folks. I kind of want Lauren to feed Justin the dog food. That would make my life. Mix it up in a salad, call it a Mediterranian and shove it down his throat.

And give Lauren a hug while you're at it. And a big shot of Jameson.  

is it bad that i really love trace for thoroughly enjoying lauren getting in trouble? cause i really do.

i can so just see justin throwing this diva bitch fit and pouting while everyone else gets to chow down and he sits there, food-less. 

and as you already know, trace telling lauren not to curse owns my soul. 

now, i demand more!

On the one hand, you are evil for going away for so long and depriving me. On the other, you are awesome for this.

Hmm... we'll call it even

Um...that picture...that...is something he actually wore. And thought he looked good in. Oh wow. Excuse me a moment while I process that. 

Anyway, I can't remember if I ever reviewed either of the predecessors to this lovely new batch of lunacy you're cooking up, but I loved 'em both and can't wait to see how exactly Lauren never murdered him.