Author's Response: so i didn't update soon but i did finally update! lol thanks so much love :)
Author's Response: look here tiny bit, you make me crazy all the time lmao so let's just let bygones be bygones. oh, yeah, i'll work on that update when you update something like oh say paris i hate you or razor blade OR emblems? yeah? fair trade i think.
yep. this most definitely made me feel better. but, my ass still hurts. so, go figure.
it makes me so very happy that she doesn't want to bang the old man anymore. old balls are just icky.
and this justin is kind of an ass, but he's so beyond fucking adorable. how the hell has she not jumped him yet?
i'd like more now. i'm sick and stoned on cold medicene... you can't say no to me!
Author's Response: that's a lot to say so i can sum it up like this: i'm sorry your ass hurts (or hurt?), ball in general are icky, yes he's an ass but so pretty, i don't know why she hasn't banged him yet and i'm working on it. well shit, i was trying to be all short but i guess i didn't reall do that now did i? oh well
Author's Response: thank you! preston is kinda old guy hot! hahaha and yes, i updated! thanks so much for sticking it out with me. i'm hoping this took care of that writers block!
Author's Response: haha yes, these two or....these three (?) are sort of jerry springer bound huh?
they're ridiculous.
i do feel bad for preston though. i mean is he blind to the obvious attraction between mack and justin? has that thought even crossed his mind? i couldn't help but gag when she said she slept with preston. just hearing...uh well reading her say it just made me get this terrible picture in my mind. need one of those mind erasers from MIB. haha. anyway, i bet he gets on her nerves even more now. his pride is wounded a little. and preston only looks the best choice on paper. oh great, you have another father, which is exactly what her list sounded like. now justin, somebody that actually makes her feel, sounds like a significant other. and her future with preston, well...he's old sooo...you know...lol update soon lady! :o)
Author's Response: ridiculous is the theme for this one. but i don't have a mind eraser so i'm sorry for the dirty images. please forgive me?
Author's Response: mufasa sends her love. does that help make the tequila pain a little better? oh and we totally didn't do the date with her!
Author's Response: yes. i will agree she is indeed an idiot. but it's sorta fun right? maybe? just a little??
Author's Response: my lips are sealed *throws away key* but thank so much!!
oh for the love of god... these two are killing me. i hope you know that.
DUMP THE GROSS OLD MAN ALREADY!
ok... now i feel better. gotta admit, this was a pretty awesome pre-surgery present. i'll be expecting a post-surgery present when i get home monday morning! lmao.
Author's Response:
i do know that. at this point, i think i'm doing it just to annoy you. hahaha
um, yeah. no post surgery present. but I LOVE YOU!! better?
Author's Response:
awww don't be mad at grace! haha she's actually a mix between two of my real life friends and this is the tame version of what they'd say.
CIALIS!!! LMFAO!!
you win. at life. i love you so much!
thanks sunshine
Author's Response:
yay! um....maybe? haha we shall see.
thanks chick
