lol... the old man stuff still weirds me out.
and lovely... i can already hear the stripper jokes coming. bring em on woman!
lol, still doesn't make up for the blasphemy that was one of my all time favorites being butchered, but it's a good start. haha. more now lady!
Author's Response:
hahaha you would benefit from a sugar daddy! lmao
the stripper jokes! i'm so excited for it! i'm carrying around a notebook so i can write them down as i think of them. otherwise they're lost forever. lol
and while i'm team taylor (zip it!) she did ruin that song and i'm sorry you had to sit through it.
thanks love!
Author's Response:
haha YAY!! i'm working on it!
thanks for reading!
"She's practically my stepmom." Justin gives her a cheeky grin. "Right mom?"
i died. seriously. that was hilarious woman.
i love that she so obviously despises him and the way he pretty much lives to torment the shit out of her.
however... dating the old man creeps me out, i can't help it! lol.
alright... more now lady!
Author's Response:
lmao thought you'd like that line!
he does live to torment her! but then again that's what boys are good for......that and dressing in drag, sorta like some jailbait kid we know? 'notebooks are for notes, not for kissing'
lol stop hating on the old man! hahahha two words: sugar daddy! lmfao
um....i love you. that is all
Okay yes you're right that banter was all sorts of fabulous and hilarious hahaha.
Especially the bit about her practically being his stepmom lmao
I LOVE how much he pisses her off.
look at you being all productive and shit! muah
Author's Response:
yeah? it was good?! YAY!! i'd like to tell you i'm doing a happy dance that you enjoyed it but alas i'm not. in bed. but that's what happens when you spend the night in jail. lmao
that stepmom thing was the very frist thing i thought of and was like 'omg' and it just makes me giggle
go me for being productive! can i have a cookie now?
mauh right back at ya!
Author's Response:
up and down then level out? huh? haha that sounds like a really boring rollercoaster.
she should know that he likes to get under her skin but well....she's just special. hahaha
fetish for young women?!?! lol he's just looking for some love. age ain't nothing but a number!
as always thanks for reading my dear. you know i love you
Author's Response:
haha even a complete slutpuppy can have a soft side!
dating? who said anything about dating? lol
ANCESTOR!!! lmfao
thanks for reading as always!
Aw, you cast Tyra! Don't make her a bitch, damnit!
No but seriously, keep her away from the old man peen. I know I've said it before, but wrinkled nads are no one's friend.
Also I love this Justin.
And you. that's all.
Author's Response:
i know! i love her! she's kinda....she's your fault. you said something to me and i felt a need to bring a 'voice of reason' lol so.....yeah.
stop talking dirty about the old man and his dirty parts because i cant stop laughing! lmao
and yes, this justin is my favorite.
and duh i love you too! thats why there are scooby swimmies!
Author's Response:
um, no! This is not based on anything even close to my life. hahaha
I'm not really down for the old man love. My husband is younger than me (by 6 months but same diff).
I'm so glad you're enjoying this. I'm kinda loving it myself! haha Thanks for reading, it means a whole lot!
Author's Response:
Whaaaaat?!?! lmao He is too attractive still! Maybe not like he used to be but he's still good looking. I thought of Richard Gere but Glow casted him in 'Landslide' and he's just not really the type of man I was going for.
And I LOVE that you find him old enough to be her ancestor! lmao
So I have to say that I am really curious to see where this is going to go. So far, it's definitely fun to follow.
I also wanted to say that I saw the reviews about being grossed out about the dating the older guy thing. For me, if a man who looked like Sean Connery asked me out with all the smoothness he has in this story... well it would be no question. (Please forgive my being crude, but...) I would bang that man like a screen door in a hurricane. I'm all about Mack dating him! LOL
Author's Response:
yay! i like being fun- it's my goal in life. haha
and yes! thank you! you're the only one on my side. sean connery is hot. i don't care how old he is.
thanks for reading!
um okay maybe back in his james bond days but she's going on a date with him now? ewwwww old man peen!
ahem. more now please!
Author's Response: LMFAO i'll respond once i stop laughing about the old man peen
oh holy crap. that is just.... weird. lol.
i mean, ok fine, he's rich and smart and all that fun junk, but he's OLD. lol. like... super, super, grandpa old.
i do believe this is going to get interesting!
Author's Response:
why am i the only one who doesnt find it weird?! lmao and i can only hope you find it interesting. if not, i'll just have to bribe you with more diamonds! lol
thanks for the love my dear. it means a whole heck of a lot
Author's Response: LOL i'm working on it as soon as i finish up my reivews! i swears it!
Author's Response:
haha interesting indeed.
much appreciated lady!
Author's Response:
i do keep working! but how else am i supposed to get these crazy voices outta my head?!? lol *runs back to work*
and of course, thats for reading dear
