Crossroads only killed 60% of her brain cells? lucky girl, i'm still searching for mine.
And poor retarded puppy got his heart broken. I do so love that Norah didn't sit there and coddle him, though. It proves she is capable of listening to him! kind of. And she really does like him. Kind of. In that totally bizarre-o fucked up way of hers. She used him in her art, she totally wants his nuts man.
And him...talking about her panties...I'm dying. Foot in mouth much?
Okay I need more of this like yesterday, please and thank you.
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lmao 60 percent seemed like a nice round number.
haha well... would you expect any less of her? and no... she does not want his nuts. i can assure you of that much.
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haha oh yes.. they hate each other, i swear. lol.
thank ya love, i appreciate it!
the jc on crack this had me DYING!!! mostly because it's true. we all know it. he should just man up and admit it. he was a crackhead back in the day. just like we all knew that lance was gay. but that's another story for another day.
but for reals, this sorta owns my soul right now and i'm gonna need more. right now.
ps - i AM working on an update. i swear. you'll have something by monday. or you can take my place in vegas.
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nope. he was just hyper! lmao. and lance... well... the dude used to look like ellen. there's no denying that one.
haha, as you wish lady.
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i have no idea what you people are talking about. these two are mortal enemies, i swear!
and i think we should all sing like we're five. life would be much more fun that way.
hahah! Justin is so jealous about the JC thing.
so good.
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justin, jealous? whatever do you mean? lol.
thank ya hun, i appreciate it!
Author's Response: haha thank ya love, i appreciate it!
I don't think I've read a story that keeps my laughing like this one does. Really, people look at me like I'm a lunatic because I just keep laughing out loud.
I like it!
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haha welcome to the club then. everyone already knows i'm insane, so.. yeah. lol.
thank ya my dear, i appreciate it!
And he may or may not be on crack. I mean… have you ever seen anyone that hyper all the god damn time? I think not.
I'm telling you, this is my theory! There is no way he wasn't high.
He used to bite me, so… clearly the two of you bonded over your hatred for me.
ahahaha, that is one smart kitty.
look at them, playing nice like almost grown adults! her crush on JC cracks me up...and um yes, fro boy is not fooling anyone as he's clearly bothered by it.
And Trace is so my favorite character in this.
Okay I demand more now!
Author's Response:
he was hyper damnit! 12 year old me refuses to believe anything but.
he totally isn't bothered by it. just grossed out.
once again... only you would be charmed by the guy who isn't even technically IN the story. you're so very special.
Author's Response: haha well thank ya my dear! i appreciate it a ton!
here are some thoughts
1 - fraggle rock. you win.
ok, so that's one thought. but it was a effin' great thought. more please?
Author's Response: lmfao i'm so glad you enjoy the random shit that i think up at three in the morning.
aww. is this going to go from letters to real life shit?
i love this story. don't give up on it or i'll cry :)
Author's Response:
haha afraid not. this is going to be strictly letters.
haha no plans to give up, i swears it!
thank ya love, i appreciate it!
I’m convinced you made me call your mom for your address, just so I’d have to listen to your sister scream in my ear for twenty minutes. Thanks for that, by the way. I was deaf in my right ear for about four hours.
I so bet she did. Which is just awesome
Author's Response: haha oh yes. she is pure evil like that.
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haha indeed they are.
thank ya my dear, i appreciate it!
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haha it's so glad to hear someone enjoys it!
haha umm... these two.. like each other? absolutely not. lol.
thank ya love, i appreciate it!
