i love that the theme in these letters seems to be "who can out-insult the other"
these two are fucking hysterical
oh and, i died: "However, I’m pretty sure Joey’s pants were made from some old ladies couch"
love this and you and since you have cheered up my day i will, for a moment, not be miss bossy pants and demand more.
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okay moment over. MORE PLEASE. i tried, it's just not in me.
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lmao you know... i didn't even plan that. it just sort of happened that way.
oh come on... those pants HAD to be made from some hideous couch.
i may have a heart attack if there is ever a day where you aren't miss bossy pants.
and i love you too my dear!
Author's Response: thank ya my dear! i appreciate it!
um, this is pure love. it might end up being my favorite.
also, so glad you stuck with the letter writing (so far)! it's making me swoon that much more.
Author's Response:
aww yay!
and yes.... the letter writing will stay. i promise.
thank ya lady! much appreciated!
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haha if ingenius means completely insane, then yes. lol.
thank ya hun! i appreciate it!
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lmao oh yes... 14 year old boys, not so much with the smarts. especially this one.
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haha yeah... i've been slacking on that one, but soon, i swears it!
thank ya love! i appreciate it!
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lol, it just seemed like the perfect smart ass thing to say, so in it went. haha.
thank ya love! i appreciate it!
Author's Response: aw thank ya my dear! i appreciate it a ton!
"when you sing, you sound like a goat on helium"
best. line. ever. it definitely gave me the giggles. this story is really too cute for words!
Author's Response:
haha i am so very glad you all enjoy my craziness.
thank ya hun! i appreciate it!
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haha oh lord... did you just figure that out? cause yes... i am full of the crazy. lol.
thank ya dear! i appreciate it a ton!
I love this. Love it. I'm excited to see how it goes! They're already so cute, I can't wait to see where you take it!
Author's Response: yay! thank ya my dear! glad to hear you're enjoying it!
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haha yay! this much like mad season, is my attempt at humor, so.. definitely glad it's working!
ah yes.. that one was definitely my favorite thus far.
thank ya lady! i appreciate it a bunch!
Author's Response:
haha yes... he did come across quite desperate, didn't he?
thank ya love! i appreciate it a bunch!
Okay you win. Here is my heart, on a silver platter, do with it as you please. Just don't feed it to your cats, I'm allergic.
The literacy letter is going to make me laugh for days, I hope you know. I loved it.
And her response...I love her already. I love that Trace is still trying to give her shit even though Justin's gone haha.
And volcanic boils...lmfao that's a very specific curse to lay on him, and I love her all the more for it.
Okay more! more!
Author's Response:
haha yay! i do so enjoy winning!
lmao dude.. i think it's funny and i wrote it. further proof that i'm insane.
haha well, yes. trace has to be a shithead, even in this.
yeah... don't ask me where the volcanic boils came from. i have no idea.
thank ya lady! much appreciated!
Only you could make me not want to gag and stab my eyes out at a story that involves letter wriitng. just one more reason why i love you.
but you gave my poor trace the poos! that's just mean. but i laughed. a lot.
i want more like, asap mmkay? that's an order!
Author's Response:
haha awww yay!
lmfao it had to be done. and it was a great mental image.
and yes boss lady!