Drunk Justin is seriously retarded/hilarious. Can he just be drunk all the time? Because it would amuse me oh so very much.
I love that even when Maggie realizes she likes Justin, she hasn't exactly realized it at all. Or accepted it. I don't know why, but it makes me laugh a lot. Or maybe I'm still drunk, either way.
More now!
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lmfao justin is retarded/hilarious period.
hahaha well, yes. she's a very special girl. what can i say? and my money's on you were still drunk.
more is up, so woo!
Hmm. yes. they're going to need to realize that they've always loved each other. This would be beneficial to my interests.
I love picturing Justin acting like a sorority girl in the woods. It just makes me so damn happy.
I need another update immediately. Thanks x
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hahaha psh... i have no idea what you're talking about. crazy lady.
lmfao you know... i can just see him screaming if like, a mosquito got within ten feet of him. and it makes me laugh. a lot.
as you wish lady!
I love you for updating this. I do not like Lyla. Even that name. Reminds me of the character from Hey Arnold that kept fucking up Helga Pitaki's game with Football Head. Imma need for Justin and Burke to wake the fuck up and get together.
But then I realize this story would be over a lot sooner and that would make me tres sad. So update. x
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ahah for some reason, this is the only thing my brain can focus on. it makes no sense.
LMFAO oh my god... i totally forgot about hey arnold!
psh... clearly you have not yet picked up on penchant for unhappy endings, but we shall see what happens here. that's all i'm gonna say about that. haha.
thank ya my dear, much appreciated!
Yes, I'm sure in the total of a whole ten minutes worth of conversation Justin's able to deduce what an awesome chick Lyla is. Which isn't to say she's not, but um, please, sir. He's just looking at boobs and I am not fooled, no I am not.
Also, I'm not even sure if Burke has the right to be hating Lyla so much off the bat, but I love her so I'm gonna go with, it's probably fine.
Also, Justin is an idiot but we knew this.
Okay, more now!
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lmfao no... he totally likes her. the boobs aren't even a factor. justin is the epitome of a gentleman!
um, yeah... burke can do pretty much whatever she wants. she's awesome like that.
and more is up, so yay me!
thank ya lady!
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hahaha you and me both chick, cause i have an incredibly vauge outline, so we shall see what happens! lol.
thank ya hun, i appreciate it!
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hahaha damn you hollie and your completely valid points! burke is just special, so... yes. lol
thank ya lady, much appreciated!
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haha more is up, and yay! she's a tad close to my heart, so that's good to hear!
thank ya hun, mucho appreciated!
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lmfao oh yes... i like my boys stupid. don't know what that says about me, but it can't be anything good. and we shall see how lyla turns out. haha.
thank ya love, i appreciate it a ton!
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hahaha you're a little slow. it's ok. i still love you.
and um, yes. extra douchey trace is a whole bunch of fun to write.
thank ya lady! mucho appreciated!
Wow, Trace. Way to be a total arsehole. I don't like him in this story lol
I do, however, love Joe. Payback's a bitch
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lmfao umm... yeah. trace is just going to be an unbelievable douche all the way through, and it makes me laugh. a lot.
and joe is total win. lol.
thank ya my dear! much appreciated!
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hahaha i will gladly send you this version of trace, complete with a pink bow on his head. lmfao well... yes. but what sensible person wouldn't hate these retards?
thank ya hun, i appreciate it!
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hahaha oh yes. jackass trace is equally as fun to write. and it's entirely possible that burke will beat him within an inch of his life, but who could blame her? lol.
thank ya lady! i appreciate it!
The mental image of those three losers helpless around a bunch of cars is priceless, just so you know.
And the fact that Justin mistook tranny for transvestite...Jesus, what a band of idiots. I love them already. I'm surprised any of them can manage to drive a car considering how inept they are.
Poor Burke. What it must be like to be surrounded by retards all the time. I'd drink to get through it, too.
I need more of this like yesterday, mmkay?
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lmfao right? the bad part is, i honestly feel like none of them would have any clue how to fix a car.
hahaha that is a perfect example of the random shit that amuses me at three am. go figure.
thank ya my dear! mucho appreciated!
“Look… I am not designed to do work. I was put on this earth to drink, fuck bitches and be awesome. I serve no other purpose. Your father needs to figure this out.”
Good God I love this little shit. I seriously do. And him talking about the fuck radar. Absolute gold. I'm going to need more right now. I'm not even kidding. Get on it!
Author's Response:
hahaha oh yes... Trace is just extra special.
and more is up, so yay!
thank ya lady, much appreciated!
Maggie Burke is already going on the favorites list. She is full of shiny awesomeness and I want to be her best friend. Too bad she's not real, or something. It's fine, I can make it work.
And Minka Kelly was sooo the perfect choice for Lyla, other than the obvious FNL tie. She WOULD be that chick crying over her car. And I would fully support her being slapped.
Oh, also, Trace and Dick, er, Kyle basically own my soul already, but you knew they would. "You could save a life!" I'm dead.
I do so love when you have writer's block, it's very beneficial for me.
Author's Response:
lmfao yeah it's totally fine... we can all be friends with fictional characters, no big deal.
hahah right? like, she's just going to be that typical irrittating girl... and it will be all kinds of fun.
lmfao dude, you have no idea how difficult it was to not name him dick. I probably should have, but oh well. and yes, trace is going to be all sorts of special.
hahah but it's not beneficial to me! this is bad damnit!
