did you know i just saw a pig fly by my window? and i saw a worm on the sidewalk with ears. true story.
and don't you DARE break my heart. i will break your legs! ok, maybe i won't but i'm just saying. dont' do it.
Author's Response:
lmfao oh jesus... you are so special. but this is why i love you.
and umm... i will do my very best. but i make no promises.
How did I manage to miss the inevitable hookup? *pouts*
Anyway, no surprises there. Stupid people both need to sort their shit out. More soon, please, I need my fix
Author's Response:
hahaha you are just special that way.
lol as you wish lady!
Author's Response:
haha we shall see!
thank ya hun, i appreciate it!
Author's Response:
haha umm... maybe it is, maybe it isn't. lol.
and oh yes... i heard it and was like hmm... minus the domestic violence, totally fits. lmao.
thank ya my dear, i appreciate it a ton!
Author's Response:
haha we shall see!
thank ya love, i appreciate it!
did you just...did you just end this with like, a small ray of sunshine-y hope? that these two fucking retards might actually work this out?
...i think hell has frozen over.
but yaaaaay! i'll buy ice skates.
oh, and trace. give me. make it happen.
Author's Response:
umm... maybe?
and yes... i will mostly definitely send you trace for christmas. with a big pink bow. and sex bomb on repeat.