The level of stupidity Justin is carrying around is astounding and oh so amusing at the same time. Like, I knew he was stupid, but he is beating himself at his own game.
Also...always yay for more pretty boys, especially this one..and I'm gonna need you to write the next chapter immediately cause yes.
Because your batshit crazy ass isn’t making sense to anybody with a dick. Which you used to have one of. You know… uhh… metaphorically.”
Kyle is a diptshit. He really is. Though he was marginally sweet about it.
I'm glad Burke is at least admitting that she's irrationally hating the girl who I really do suspect was being entirely genuine with her.
Author's Response:
lmfao if i recall correctly, that line was all ms. glow. like that's any surprise.
kyle is... special and awesome, and yes, a dipshit haha.
burke is also... very, very special. lmao
thank ya my dear!
Author's Response: hahaha you are most welcome my love!
Author's Response:
haha Kyle is all sorts of awesome.
Burke is just... very special. lmao.
Thank ya dear! I appreciate it!
Author's Response:
Haha nope.. miss Maggie doesn't care! lol.
Thank ya hun, much appreciated!
Okay so, I'm still dying at the gang-bangin line.
And Burke is so fucked up over the Justin thing that she can't see Lyla's trying to be genuine. Lyla's still kind of a dumbass, but she means well, so I can forgive that. Kind of. Can't forgive Justin though, he's just retarded. That chick? Really?
But Kyle for the fucking win, actually showing he's not totally obtuse. I heart him.
More now! I demand more Kyle/Trace interactions.
Author's Response:
You would love the line about a gang bang. I'm not even surprised.
Lyla sucks. and not in a fun way.
As previously stated, Kyle is basically Dick Casablancas without a censor.
I will get on the Trace/Kyle thing, just for you!
Author's Response:
hahah she is quite special.
thank ya love, i appreciate it!
“Seriously dude.. I’m allergic to Chinese. You can ask my Mom.” Kyle nods seriously. “If I die tonight, it’s totally your fault. Hope you’re ok with losing a friend to death by Chinese food on your conscience.” Kyle is quickly shaping up to be my favorite. I don't know if it's the Dick connection (hee, the dick connection) or the fact that I am severely medicated, but he is hi-larious and I want lots more of him. And Justin is a dum dum. I don't hate Lyla. But I would be okay if she disappeared so that Burke can stop being a cranky pants. Even though crankypants is funny to read. I need to stop talking now.
Author's Response:
lmfao have i mentioned that you on medication is my favorite? cause it is.
and umm... yes. dick/kyle is all sorts of awesome, so yay him!
thank ya my dear, mucho appreciated!
Author's Response:
hahaha lyla's not evil, i promise!
thank ya hun, i appreciate it!
it amazes me that my insanity hasn't scared you all off yet!
Please. My ass is way crazier and more evil than yours, there's nothing you can do that I would consider weird instead of goatee-strokingly sneaky and awesome
Author's Response:
hahaha woo! this is always good to hear.
and true... you are much, much evil-er than i am. lmao
thank ya lady, tis appreciated!
Author's Response:
hahaha yes, he's not the brightest crayon in the box, is he?
thank ya my dear, much appreciated!
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lmfao justin is a typical boy, and completely oblivious to the female way of thinking. he's special.
thank ya my dear, much appreciated!
Oh Burke...you sweet, sweet girl. lol.
I love this story, and I don't like Lyla! I hope she goes away soon :)
Author's Response:
haha yes. burke is quite special.
and lyla's not evil, i promise!
