Author's Response:
hahaha you're a little slow. it's ok. i still love you.
and um, yes. extra douchey trace is a whole bunch of fun to write.
thank ya lady! mucho appreciated!
Wow, Trace. Way to be a total arsehole. I don't like him in this story lol
I do, however, love Joe. Payback's a bitch
Author's Response:
lmfao umm... yeah. trace is just going to be an unbelievable douche all the way through, and it makes me laugh. a lot.
and joe is total win. lol.
thank ya my dear! much appreciated!
Author's Response:
hahaha i will gladly send you this version of trace, complete with a pink bow on his head. lmfao well... yes. but what sensible person wouldn't hate these retards?
thank ya hun, i appreciate it!
Author's Response:
hahaha oh yes. jackass trace is equally as fun to write. and it's entirely possible that burke will beat him within an inch of his life, but who could blame her? lol.
thank ya lady! i appreciate it!
The mental image of those three losers helpless around a bunch of cars is priceless, just so you know.
And the fact that Justin mistook tranny for transvestite...Jesus, what a band of idiots. I love them already. I'm surprised any of them can manage to drive a car considering how inept they are.
Poor Burke. What it must be like to be surrounded by retards all the time. I'd drink to get through it, too.
I need more of this like yesterday, mmkay?
Author's Response:
lmfao right? the bad part is, i honestly feel like none of them would have any clue how to fix a car.
hahaha that is a perfect example of the random shit that amuses me at three am. go figure.
thank ya my dear! mucho appreciated!
“Look… I am not designed to do work. I was put on this earth to drink, fuck bitches and be awesome. I serve no other purpose. Your father needs to figure this out.”
Good God I love this little shit. I seriously do. And him talking about the fuck radar. Absolute gold. I'm going to need more right now. I'm not even kidding. Get on it!
Author's Response:
hahaha oh yes... Trace is just extra special.
and more is up, so yay!
thank ya lady, much appreciated!