LMAO! The thought of Chris running in a dark forest while drunk, being chased by a dragon..it feels like I watching "Shrek" HA! This line here "Please! You won’t like my taste. I’m crunchy and all fat!” LOLZ! I was actually amazed that the dragon only wanted his candy bar and not him, that was a nice touch.. *note to author* You do know that Chris actually HAS a dragon tattoo on his arm I believe, hmm.. :P Good job, I liked this story..