“Lance, baby, are you sure you want to do this?”

“Yes, J, I’m sure.”

“You’ve considered the risks involved?”

“Risks!  What risks?”

“You know people are gonna start talking,” Justin fretted.

“So let them talk.  This is something I need to do!”

“Yeah, but, People, Lance?”

“It’s better than Us Weekly!”

Justin shook his head.  “It won’t bother you if people start making fun of you?”

“Justin, why would they make fun of me?  Normal, everyday people do this all the time!”

“Yeah, but they don’t advertise it on the cover of People magazine!”  Justin shook his head.  “I just hope you know what you’re doing.”

“I do, baby.  Don’t worry.”  He leaned over and kissed Justin softly on the lips.  “Besides,” he said, “It’s just a ‘Five Week Tone-Up’.  It’s not like I’m coming out or something.”