10 Things I hate about you
I Hate The Way You Talk To Me
“Baby, I love you so. I’d never hurt you, ever. I hope you never forget that”
And The Way You Cut Your Hair.
“You shaved it all off? Why the hell would you do that?”
“I wanted a change.”
“Justin, most people get a hair color or something when they want a change. They don’t purposely go prematurely bald!”
I Hate The Way You Drive My Car.
“Damnit Chrissy, I can’t drive a stick.”
“Then don’t drive my car.”
“I’m the man, I’m going to drive.”
“Then lets take your car next time.”
“MY car doesn’t go on the highway.”
I Hate It When You Stare.
“Justin, you’re burning holes into my back.”
“Sorry.”
“Please, stop staring, you’re making me nervous”
I Hate Your Big Dumb Combat Boots,
“OUCH! You stepped on my foot again. Did you HAVE to wear those out dancing?”
“They’re my lucky combat boots!”
“Well, you’re gonna need them soon, because luck’s the only thing that’ll save you if you step on my foot one more time.”
And The Way You Read My Mind.
‘Hmmm…I never noticed how nice his behind was.’
“Chrissy, Lance’s butt is not cute, and never will be cute. Stop thinking about it, it makes me feel unloved.”
I Hate You So Much It Makes Me Sick”
“Oh God Justin, too much cologne.” I said, puking into the airline baggie.
“Sorry, I didn’t think anyone would notice that I put a lot on.”
“Idiot, we’re in an airplane. Close quarters. Of course someone’s going to notice!”
It Even Makes Me Rhyme.
“Rose’s are red, Violets are blue, Justin is mine, and so are you.” I said
“Are you sure Justin would go along with that?” Lance asked
I Hate The Way You're Always Right.
“I bet you $50 Britney won’t wait even a year before marrying another guy again.” He said
“You’re on”
(I lost that one…)
I Hate It When You Lie.
“Okay J, how many shots did you have last night?”
“Six, I swear.”
“Okay Justin, how many shots did you REALLY have last night?”
“Fine, ten.”
I Hate When You Make Me Laugh”
“Justin, stop making me laugh, I’ll have tea coming out of my nose if you don’t stop! I said taking a drink
“Booger!”
“Damn you.” I said whipping my nose with a tissue
Even worse When You Make Me Cry
“How could you kiss her?” I asked, crying
“I didn’t kiss her baby.” He said embracing me
“Then how do you explain this?” I held a photo of him and Britney in a heated lip-lock.
“I can’t…” he answered softly
I Hate It When You're Not Around
“I’ll be back in 6 weeks, babe. See ya then. I promise to call everyday.”
And The Fact That You Didn't Call.
Yet its Friday and you haven’t called since Monday.
But Mostly I Hate The Way
I Don't Hate You--
Not Even Close, Not Even A Little Bit, Not Any At All.
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