Dear Santa....
Dear Santa,
Look, I know that you’re a very busy man but come on you gotta get this right this year! Anyway I hope this helps guiding you on what I want and you’ll finally get it right. So here it is!
1.A tickle me Elmo- Look I know you tried last time and instead you got me a tickle me cookie monster but come on who wants that? Hahaha Oh Boy Oh Boy...
2. A Fleece Hoody from Old Navy- YOU GOT JC ONE BEFORE ME??? HOW DARE YOU!!!
3. A tricycle- look don’t ask, just get.
4. A Power Wheels Jeep!- I always wanted one...why I didn’t just buy one? Look dude just get it. Pow, Pow, Power wheels!!!
5. A Easy Bake Oven-Come on!!!! PWEEEEEAAAASEEEEE, do you know how many tasty treats you could make? IF you get me this, I will make you a thank you cookie and send it fed ex to you. I promise.
6. Aaliyah- oh come on she was such a nice girl! Look I know I know, something about not messing with the dead and interfering with the natural process but come on have you noticed yet that I’m selfish??
7.Mc Donald’s- Mmmm Mc Donald’s......
8. Ashton Kutcher’s show Punk’D- look he cannot have more fame than me! I’m Justin Timberlake hello!
9. A restraining order from Britney- YES Come on you can do this! PLEASE HELP ME! She’s crazy!!
10. another hit cd- come on who can resist the hotness?
So can you do it? Huh, alright I know it’s a lot but pleasssseeeeeeee I would really like it if you actually came through for once. So much love.
Your Buddy,
Justin Randall Timberlake
P.S. If you don’t get it right, I am going to FED EX myself there and stalk you for the rest of your life.
P.S.S. Wait, or better yet, send Britney to you. Thanks!!!
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