Is it weird that I think it's kind of adorable that Trace and Lauren pseudo-bond over swearing together? Probably. Oh well.
Even better is the fact that Justin had a little tantrum over it. Someone get him a pacifier and a spit blanket, asap.
Author's Response:
It is not weird. I bond with my guy friends over swearing up a storm. The shit that comes out of my mouth sometimes is atrocious.
Your comment made me lol. Spit blanket. Amazing. x
Author's Response: Well then we are both immature because I LOVE his behavior. x
i'm going to stick with the numbers today, because... yes.
1) i would like to marry trace. please and thank you.
2) drunk, douchebag justin is by far my favorite. the mental image of him stuck in his shirt, running into shit is PRICELESS. probably because i feel like it would actually happen, and most likely already has.
3) seriously... if i was lauren, i would chop him up in little pieces and feed him to his own dogs. or maybe trace.
4) clearly, i am on pain medications. so this probably only makes sense to me.
5) more. immediately.
Author's Response:
1) get in line, ho.
2) I do that shit sober so yeah, personal experience and all that.
3) Trace. Reminds me of the South Park episode. Let me taste your tears Scott Tennerman!
4) It makes perfect sense to me which says a lot about me I supppose.
5) I just have to write it x
Author's Response: I write from personal experience. Trying to buy tickets for the chunnel for the next day on your iphone while in lecture is not fun. Swearing under my breath the whole time. lol x
