Summary:

Story based off of/inspired by the song "The Grouch" by Green Day

Rated: PG
Categories: Completed Het Stories Characters: Chris Kirkpatrick
Awards: None
Genres: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 4418 Read: 1114
Published: Jun 18, 2007 Updated: Jun 18, 2007

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1. The Grouch by beanjean [Comments - 0] (4418 words)

Glory days don't mean shit to me.
I drank a six pack of apathy.
Life's a bitch and so am I.
The world owes me, so f. you

The wife's a nag and the kid's f.ing up.
I don't have sex `cause i can't get it up.
I'm just a grouch sitting on the couch.
The world owes me, so f. you.

I was a young boy that had big plans.
Now I'm just another shitty old man.
I don't have fun and I hate everything.
The world owes me, so f. you.