I had this story posted on the old site, but I've fixed it up a bit and brought it back.  It's just a fun story that was inspired by the song "Under My Tree".  I find the song funny and thought it made a great story.  So here you go!  Please let me know what you think!  

(an update should be coming soon for my other story too).  

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