Lauren Walters is Personal Assistant and Party Planner Extraoridinaire to one of the hottest musicians on the planet. Too bad this hot musician is the most egotisitical and self-centered person she has ever had the misfortune of working for. Not only does she have to deal with a demanding boss who commands that she carry out his every whim, but she has to deal with his other Personal Assistant who doesn't do anything and plan spur of the moment parties for hundreds of guests.
Join Lauren as she tries to make it through the trials and tribulations of working for a crazy singer who could quite possibly be the death of her. Will Lauren manage to stay true to herself while in an industry where being yourself is frowned upon? And will she manage to convince her boss that money, sex, and rock n' roll is not the only thing you need in life?
Fate does not exist. Destiny does not exist. Chivalry is dead, and there sure as hell is no such thing as romance. And, despite all that’s happened, I still believe that to an extent. What we have together…I don’t really think it’s all that romantic. I guess you could say it’s a cross between passion, love, and lust. Luvssion. Yeah, that’s what it is. Luvssion.
Marilyn Jaggers goes through life day to day. When she ends up being punched in the cereal aisle, her day gets inexplicably worse. Soon, Marilyn finds herself stuck between a rock and a hard place: ignore the pain from her derrierre or push aside her pride and call up the one man who can actually get under her skin. At least he's hurting too. That makes her feel better. It's good to grab onto the little things so you don't stab out attractive men's eyes. Their beautiful blue eyes...
The stupidest thing I ever did was break it off with Jenna Curry. She's my favorite girl in the world, but now she's gone. She's getting married, and the groom isn't Justin Timberlake; it's some idiot named Gregory Mallord III. Should I try to move on and be happy for her? Screw that. I'm gonna crash that wedding...to pieces.
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