Penname: clumsygyrl [
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Real name: J. Fiona C. Derivera
Member Since: 03/26/04
Website: http://www.truthful-lies.org/stargazen
About the author:
i've been told i'm funny. besides looks even.
i write nfanfic. the occasional slash. more of
a het writer. why? because i like doing the
thing that people revile. but i make it look
like it's swimming with floaties on. meaning
it's fun and harmless and sometimes i get you wet.
*blink*
yeah. i said it.
for things of interest of that nature please feel
free to go to the fiction site[ currently @ http://www.geocities.com/stargaze_n soon to be http://www.truthful-lies.org/stargazen] or hit up ficlaidbare [http://www.livejournal.com/users/ficlaidbare]. my
alter-ego. or where i put my fiction as it spews forth first
from my brain.
oh yes, you call me Fifi and you die.
unless i'm catering to you in a lil French maid's
outfit or suddenly get on all fours and resemble
a toy poodle... no Fifi shall be uttered in
reference to me. i won't respond.
incidentally... i tend to overuse ...'s and
randomly not capitalize.
and slip into british spellings and accents.
and have a fondness for boys that sparkle, dance
and sing.
i also enjoy long walks on the beach... but i
can't swim.
which would explain the devil mermaid holding a
pitchfork tattooed on my hip.
and that folks is the dimestore tour of Fiona.
Beta-reader: No
Membership status: Member
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