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Behind the Mask by westernway (R) [Comments - 42]

Penelope Asherbee isn’t one for the spotlight or the center of attention. She prefers behind the scenes – which is an easy job to get in the world of Hollywood since everyone is fighting tooth and nail to get noticed. She’s perfectly happy to continue her way to the top of the make up design world, one major motion picture at a time. But she has dreams outside of Hollywood, and her ticket out present itself in the indie, sure-fire hit, Southern Sunrise. Working with a star studded cast has its pros and cons, one of them being musician turned actor Justin Timberlake and Valora Francis, an actress who puts Naomi Campbell’s tantrums to shame.

Together with a bumbling cast of assistants, Penelope tries her best to keep her free spirit and easy going attitude unchained to the Hollywood mindset. But, of course, when things go wrong on set, and Penelope is suddenly thrown into the limelight, will she be able to keep her sanity? In a world where you fall faster than you climb, Penelope has to hold tight to who she is or be forever changed.

Categories: In Progress Het Stories
Characters: Justin Timberlake
Awards: None
Genres: Drama, General, Humor, Romance

Series: None
Chapters: 13
Wordcount: 30261 - Hits: 27771
Complete?: No - Published: Feb 25, 2011 - Last Updated: Apr 01, 2011 -

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Reviewer: katethegreat Signed
Date: Mar 08, 2011 Title: Chapter 7: Octopus's Garden

first of all, "move forward young penny! move forward!" killed me. stoners are the best man.

i'm so planning to add "look at my face, and look at all the fucks i give" to my everyday vocabulary.

i love how on set, justin is trying to be this good little chior boy, and at night... bam.. douche extraordinaire. of course, the nice-ness is because he's trying to be a super happy gay dude. so he's mostly just a douche.

i'm really just waiting for penny to murder him.

and you are on a roll with this woman, so keep it up!

Author's Response: I say dumb shit like Pepper all the time. Im sure you've caught on to that by now. Justin in all forms/walks of life just makes me laugh. I look at his face and it's just fucking hilarious. Thanks for checking it out woman! x

Reviewer: katethegreat Signed
Date: Mar 11, 2011 Title: Chapter 8: We Can Work It Out

sending a fucking garden into the make-up trailer aside, justin is still kind of a giant douche.

then, he goes and tells valora to get fucked, and he's all awesome and shit again. like, can somebody just punch that bitch in the throat, for reals?

i feel so, so, so bad for holly, and i don't know why. like, she's all adorable and innocent, and i'm just like, aww you poor puppy.

clearly i should not review things when i've been drinking.

Author's Response: You should always review while drinking. I require it from now on. Okay? Cool. x

Reviewer: katethegreat Signed
Date: Mar 12, 2011 Title: Chapter 9: Hello, Goodbye

i do so love that moment when you know everything is about to get batshit insane.

and umm... valora is a fucking lunatic. like seriously, get this chick a strait jacket, pronto.

and yay for justin doing something semi-nice, even if penny is all embarrased about it.

more now woman!

Author's Response:
Yeah shit is about to get real. And Valora is my favorite, step off. She's so insane I love her. Justin...oh Justin. haha.
More coming soon! x

Reviewer: katethegreat Signed
Date: Mar 16, 2011 Title: Chapter 10: Run For Your Life

i kinda love how awkward justin is around jude. it makes me laugh. a lot.

and umm... i want pepper to be my best friend. for reals.

why do i feel like penny's going to end up in the nut house before this insanity is finished?

i'm loving this, woman! so more soon!

Reviewer: katethegreat Signed
Date: Mar 21, 2011 Title: Chapter 11: Hey Jude

ok, based on the man's actual history, jude law + nanny = bad, bad things. so... yes.

although, you can't really blame penny, cause fuck, he's pretty.

i don't know why, but the idea of her making an actual crack pipe makes me laugh, a lot.

so yes, more now. mmmkay?

Reviewer: katethegreat Signed
Date: Mar 29, 2011 Title: Chapter 12: How Do You Do It?

i'll have you know, some of like filler missy!

and i do so love justin trying to be helpful. it makes him way less douchey. so yay him!

more now woman!

Author's Response: oh good. glad people like filter. haha. x

Deep Detestation by westernway (R) [Comments - 20]

Every story has a beginning. For Justin Timberlake and Lauren Walters, this is theirs.

A prequel to Deranged Delusions and Displaced Deception

Categories: In Progress Het Stories
Characters: Justin Timberlake
Awards: None
Genres: Celebrity/Celebrity, Drama, General, Humor

Series: Damaged Destiny
Chapters: 5
Wordcount: 12010 - Hits: 8482
Complete?: No - Published: Mar 08, 2011 - Last Updated: Mar 25, 2011 -

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Reviewer: katethegreat Signed
Date: Mar 08, 2011 Title: Chapter 2: 1. The Meeting

lauren not losing her damn mind in traffic is just amazing. i just keeo waiting for her be like 'fuck every one on this highway!'

and as you already know, the harry potter thing was just fantastic.

and wiggins. lmfao.

i am so, so, so glad i helped this along!

Author's Response: I feel like I need to buy an animal and name him Wiggins. If my car wasn't already named, it would probably be called that. Or maybe I'll add to his name so he can be Mr. Darcy Wiggins. I like that. I am glad you helped this along too, ladyface. x

Reviewer: katethegreat Signed
Date: Mar 11, 2011 Title: Chapter 3: 2. The First Day

is it bad that i really love trace for thoroughly enjoying lauren getting in trouble? cause i really do.

i can so just see justin throwing this diva bitch fit and pouting while everyone else gets to chow down and he sits there, food-less.

and as you already know, trace telling lauren not to curse owns my soul.

now, i demand more!

Author's Response:
girl how can you demand more? for real :P
And yeah, Trace is my own personal troll that I pull out of my pocket for special occassions. But you knew this.
Justin Diva Bitch Fits are my faaaavorite. x

Reviewer: katethegreat Signed
Date: Mar 16, 2011 Title: Chapter 4: 3. The Birthday Job

it's really sad that i can perfectly imagine justin and trace, high as fuck, trying to toss chips into each others mouths. like... it's just so easy to picture.

i want to give lauren a great big hug, mostly because i'm amazed that she never murdered these two idiots.

and as you already know, the whole car/sex scene is fucking hilarious.

i need more of this immediately! trust me... we're all better off when people give in to my demands.

Author's Response:
I'll be updating by the weekend, methinks. And more high times from Trace and Justin are coming because, let's face it, they spent the majority of 2003 high. I'm convinced.
I feel like Lauren needs P.A. Anonymous or something. She needs a support group because the poor girl is going through the ringer. x

Reviewer: katethegreat Signed
Date: Mar 26, 2011 Title: Chapter 5: 4. The Teacher

i'm going to stick with the numbers today, because... yes.

1) i would like to marry trace. please and thank you.

2) drunk, douchebag justin is by far my favorite. the mental image of him stuck in his shirt, running into shit is PRICELESS. probably because i feel like it would actually happen, and most likely already has.

3) seriously... if i was lauren, i would chop him up in little pieces and feed him to his own dogs. or maybe trace.

4) clearly, i am on pain medications. so this probably only makes sense to me.

5) more. immediately.

Author's Response:
1) get in line, ho.
2) I do that shit sober so yeah, personal experience and all that.
3) Trace. Reminds me of the South Park episode. Let me taste your tears Scott Tennerman!
4) It makes perfect sense to me which says a lot about me I supppose.
5) I just have to write it x

House Arrest by westernway (NC-17) [Comments - 20]

"Well there's gonna be a party gonna make some noise
Yeah we're invitin' all the girls - invitin' all the boys
There'll be dancin' on the tables dancin' on the chairs
Ya there'll be dancin' in the parkin' lots
And up and down the stairs - alright
Close the windows - lock the doors
Turn it up now - pack the floors
Cops are on the outside - landlord's on the phone
Quick turn out all the lights
Pretend there ain't nobody home!"
-Bryan Adams "House Arrest"

Willow McDonald is the lucky winner of 'House Arrest,' the newest reality show that places a nobody in the home of a celebrity. Justin is the lucky celebrity who gets to have his house sat by a girl who's idea of a good time is if she can't remember it.

Categories: In Progress Het Stories
Characters: Justin Timberlake
Awards: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, General, Humor, Romance

Series: None
Chapters: 5
Wordcount: 6499 - Hits: 8626
Complete?: No - Published: Mar 14, 2011 - Last Updated: Mar 26, 2011 -

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Reviewer: katethegreat Signed
Date: Mar 16, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: In Which Willow Describes The Cast of Characters

before i even start reading, a couple things...

1) the caption under the picture of justin, about him not being able to do up his shoes killed me.

2) that is the most terrifying picture of joseph gordon levitt that i've ever seen and i'm pretty sure it's going to give me nightmares.

3) jett mother fucking jackson.

that is all.

Author's Response:
1) Well he looks like a dumb ass. Do up your shoes, how the hell are you going to walk in those?
2) I was looking for an interesting picture of him because Dallas is an interesting character. And I found that and it was all over.
3) You forgot to add famous, whore.
x

Reviewer: katethegreat Signed
Date: Mar 16, 2011 Title: Chapter 4: 2. Because Nothing Says 'Welcome Home' Like An Ankle Bracelet

oh my lord. her thoughts on trace are just... perfect. and i sincerely hope that she continues to call him small fry and/or deuce. because.. yes.

this is going to be all sorts of insane, and i love you for it.

Author's Response:
I think she will call him Deuce from now on. It just cracks me up a lot.
It is going to be all sorts of bat shit insane. Mercy. Justin's poor house. x

Reviewer: katethegreat Signed
Date: Mar 26, 2011 Title: Chapter 5: 3. In Which Justin Has His First Of Many Strokes

1) i feel like there needs to be a chapter where justin goes to an emergency room because he legitimately thinks he's having a heart attack, and the doctors are just like, there's nothing wrong with you, ya big puss. i don't know why things like that amuse me, but they do.

2) i DIED the whole way through the beer bottle bowling shit. i kind of want to do that. despite the fact that i would probably fall off the mattress half way down the stairs and die.

3) willow is a god damn lunatic and i love her. a lot.

4) i need more of this as soon as humanly possible!

Author's Response:
1) hah. I can just imagine 'get my smelling salts! I feel faint! She's released a crocodile in my pool! Oh woe!'
2) I would love to do that, but with plastic pepsi bottles. And I'm pretty sure I would fall off the mattress as well.
3) I love her too.
4) I'm working on it. :) x